Left to right: Oh, Come on, you know who they are.
There are all kinds of ways to decode this.
For example, are Clinton and Carter wearing red ties because they're the good guys (in my history book, they certainly are.) In which case why is Obama wearing a (gulp) blue tie?
Or were all the Dems supposed to wear red ties and the Reps to to wear blue ties, just as a kind of a gentle joke sort of thing, and Obama didn't get the memo? Which would be completely understandable, by the way, because he's the only one of these guys who has anything to do outside of standing around waiting for photo ops, and he's pretty darn busy.
Why do Poppy and W. look so much more youthful then Bill and Jim? Jim in particular has shrunk so much with age, Obama might have stepped on him by accident if they had stood next to each other. Perhaps it is true that the Most Important Job in the World ages a President. In which case, it's obvious that Bush 41 and 43 did not consider it to be all that important. Poppy could probably still throw a touch football with the best of them.
Damn it, why are they all smiling?? Why? Why? We took a look at our stock portfolio this morning and, believe us, there is nothing to be smiling about. Even if Bill did just tell the one about the Intern and the Leader of the Free World. (After which Poppy told the one about who Dick Cheney had had, in that exact same chair, and W. giggled, and Jimmy sank to his ancient knees in prayer.)
Could they all be smiling because each man knows his own legacy is secure and smells like roses, while W., who knows damn well that his smells like fertilizer (and doesn't know what "legacy" means anyway, except if it's when you have to let a fellow's younger brother into the frat because the fellow was a member in good standing, no matter how much of a damned outsider the brother is) is merely smiling in relief because it's finally over?
There's a space between Jim and Bill. Is that where Reagan should have been? No, really, are they doing some kind of thing like when we set a place of Elijah at the Passover table and he'll be there but we won't be able to see him? Because, if so, sheesh.
We realize that in certain circles, the ones with the "Palin 2012" bumper stickers, Reagan is considered a sort of demi-god who was too good for this earth--the way we think of JFK, and Elvis. But really. As one who lived through it. Sheesh.
Could it be that Jim has a kind of stinky Old Guy thing going on? We hope not. Granted the man must be about 112 by this time, but he was one of our earliest heroes and every passing year has only made him more heroic to us.
We cast our first vote for Jimmy Carter, and we watched as he became one of the most unpopular presidents ever (until W. came along and we all realized how unpopular a president could be). We watched him go home to Plains in something like disgrace and we watched as Reagan's shallow, shallow charm made everyone dislike Jim even more.
But Jimmy has spent the 29 years since then building homes for the homeless. Whereas Bush 41 has been playing touch football, Bill has been pimping his wife (it might not be all that bad, but he hasn't done anything for humanity, has he?), and Bush 43 went into retirement on or about January 23, 2000.
We wish we could find a pic of Obama sitting down and talking things over with Jimmy. Those other guys can go grab a sandwich somewhere.