"The bus driver told me it would take about 10 minutes to walk to our hotel from there, which in Robyn-time translates to 30 minutes while slowly dragging my luggage over cobbly sidewalks and under the neverending arcades, or portici. My luggage came with some kind of "Leg Brusing" function so that because of its short handle the bottom of the luggage kept knocking into my leg, giving me the sensation that I was being followed by a partially blind dog who was adept at keeping my leg in view but couldn't see where "space" ended and "calf muscle" began."
If you like this, go to my friend Robyn Lee's kickass blog, The Girl Who Ate Everything. A recent college grad (Food Studies at NYU) and present writer and eater, Robyn works for Serious Eats when she isn't traveling the world in search of gelato, cute Japanese stuff and "sammiches".
Robyn thinks of herself as a world-class eater, and she well might be. But if you ask me, her greatest skill is writing. See if you agree.