"Did you know August is the only month without a major U.S. federal holiday?"
--Spam from 1-800-Flowers, 08/19/09
The heck it isn't. August 29 is and has been, since 19xx, Annie Berrol Newman Day on calendars of hep people the world over. No floral tributes are necessary, but, if you want to get stinking drunk, it's okay with us.